No. This has to do with drugs." My jaw fell open and I almost lost my toothbrush. "You're on drugs?" She pressed her mouth together. "No. You are." "I'm on drugs?" I asked, stunned. I had no idea.

Charley talking to Cookie ‘'You know those women in nursing homes that have to be restrained around the clock because they mix up everyones medication and steal all the bedpans?'' ‘’Yes'' I said wondering what I was walking into ''That’s going to be you!'' She was probably right, if I live that long

He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT

I had a soft spot for crazy people.

Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket? ~Bumper sticker~

Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?” “He needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if you’re interested