No, no, no, no, no. Anything but murder. Or rape. Or kidnapping. Or armed robbery. Or indecent exposure, โcause thatโs just creepy.
Darynda JonesI stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.
Darynda JonesCharley talking to Cookie โ'You know those women in nursing homes that have to be restrained around the clock because they mix up everyones medication and steal all the bedpans?'' โโYes'' I said wondering what I was walking into ''Thatโs going to be you!'' She was probably right, if I live that long
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