I did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I'm good at multitasking like that.

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

I know what kind of man it takes to get involved with something as barbarous as human trafficking.” “I get it, Swopes. He’s not the kind of man you take home to meet your stepmom.” I rethought that. “Wait a minute. Maybe my stepmom would like to meet him. Do you think he ships to Istanbul?

When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.

I’m currently unsupervised It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endless

Reyes leaned back against the bar, crossed his arms over his chest, and studied me from beneath those same ridiculously long lashes. Men and their freaking lashes. It was so unfair. Like the exorbitant cost of designer shoes. Or world hunger.

You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.