I did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I'm good at multitasking like that.

I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly

Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.

Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.

Least he's committed," I offered. "Or needs to be.

A guy in an SUV tried to kill me.” “That’s strange.” “Why?” “Because the guy I hired doesn’t drive an SUV.” “That is strange.

I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.