He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.

Jesus may love you, but i'm his favourite

I have depth. I've read Proust. No, wait, that was Pooh. Winnie the Pooh. My bad" Charley Davidson.

The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt

Reyes leaned back against the bar, crossed his arms over his chest, and studied me from beneath those same ridiculously long lashes. Men and their freaking lashes. It was so unfair. Like the exorbitant cost of designer shoes. Or world hunger.

I should’ve known the day was going to turn out bad when it started with my father trying to kill me

My real mom died when I was born—hemorrhaged to death while giving birth to me, which has never been one of my favorite memories—and Dad married Denise before I’d turned a year. Without even asking my opinion on the matter. Denise and I never really clicked.