I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.

Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.

We could make this work, you know." "I will knee you in the groin." "I could give you a night you will never forget." "Because you will be writhing in agony all night and I will laugh unmercifully. It will be unforgettable.

I’m currently unsupervised It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endless

His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.