He's helped me a lot over the years." "I'm sure he has. You scratch his back. He scratches yours." "I have skin allergies. I'm itchy.
Darynda JonesSorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn't know what to think, how to act. I'll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling.
Darynda JonesI'd never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to point out all my flaws in thirty second flat. And just for the record, I can too read without moving my lips.
Darynda JonesShe looked at me, confused. โHe hardly knew me. My parents dated and got married before we knew what happened. Letโs just say we were not brought into the loop on that decision.โ โThatโs weird. I wasnโt brought into the loop with my parentsโ marriage either.โ โReally? How old were you?โ โTwelve months.โ She giggled. โI canโt imagine why they didnโt ask your opinion.
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