I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
Darynda JonesNever knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt
Darynda JonesHeโd actually hit me! It didnโt matter that hitting me wasnโt really like hitting a regular girl and Iโd be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. Iโd just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler.
Darynda JonesโYou realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. โBut this is more fun, I said. โMore Star Trekkie.
Darynda JonesThere is a fine line between love and hate, or haven't you heard? Sometimes it's hard to decipher exactly which emotion is strongest." I raised my chin. "I don't love you either." He lowered his head and watched me from underneath his dark lashes. "Are you certain? Because the emotion pouring out of you every time I'm near you is certainly not disinterest." "That doesn't mean it's love." "It could be, I promise you. Take off that sweater and give me ten minutes, and you'll believe beyond a shadow of a doubt you're in love.
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