After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.
Darynda JonesHow would you like your eggs?" I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?
Darynda JonesAmbulances were cool. โYou just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,โ I said to the EMT as I picked up a silver gadget that looked disturbingly like an alien orifice probe, broke it, then promptly put it back, hoping it wouldnโt leave someoneโs life hanging in the balance because the EMT couldnโt alien-probe his orifices.
Darynda Jones