The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt

You’re just using me for my body.” “You don’t have a body,” I’d remind him. “Throw that in my face.” “Technically, you don’t have a face either.

The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt

I noticed you tore down Donovan's house." He lifted his gaze until it locked with mine. "He's alive because he left town. His house chose to stay. It paid the price.

Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way. "It's three thirty in the morning." "Okay. Want coffee?

You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.

You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.