The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt

“Time-out,” I said... He twisted his hand around and wound his fingers into mine. “You‘re putting me in time-out?” “Yes,” I said as a shaky sigh slid through my lips. “If I don't go, do I get a spanking?”

I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT

Before I tell you, I have to know three things," I said. "Okay." "One, are you sitting down?" "Yes." "Two, are you mentally stable?" "More than you'll ever be." Well, that was uncalled for. "And three, how do you spell schizophrenia?" "What does that have to do with anything?" "Nothing. I just wanted to see if you'd tell me.

Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.

Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.

Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.