While I was busy reminiscing about my first day on earth, I had forgotten that I was falling to my death. Damned ADD.
He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.
When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
You do have a tendency to severe spinal cords." "Only for you.