What did one say to a stalker? Um, pardon me, Mr.Stalker, but could you, like, not?

Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.

Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the chance.

I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT

He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.

I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.

Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker