Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter. "What?" "You're naked." "I'm not naked." "I'm blind." "You're not blind. I'm wearing pants." "Oh." That was embarrassing.
Darynda JonesI did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I'm good at multitasking like that.
Darynda JonesIf I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
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