Somebody has to be sane during regular business hours, and it's not going to be me, missy.

In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him anything.

I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.

This is one Fruit Loop beyond certifiable.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

Since killing people is illegal, can I have a Taser just for shits and giggles? -Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.