It is sexy in here or is it just me?

Dude,” I said, leaning over the desk, “I’m about as psychic as a carrot.

...and then she glared at me, the same glare my stepmother used to give me when I gave her the Nazi salute. That woman was so touchy about her resemblance to Hitler.

I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker

But, you're his son," I said, trying really hard to hate him. "You're the son of Satan. Literally." "And you are the stepdaughter of Denise Davidson." Wow. That was a bit harsh, but, "Okay, point taken.

In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him anything.

Least he's committed," I offered. "Or needs to be.