I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT

In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him anything.

For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.

I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.

I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn’t, it had a lot of explaining to do.

Jesus may love you, but i'm his favourite

Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt