Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.

I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker

I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.

I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.

He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.

I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.