I'd never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to point out all my flaws in thirty second flat. And just for the record, I can too read without moving my lips.
Darynda JonesI did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I'm good at multitasking like that.
Darynda JonesOh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.
Darynda Jones