Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.

Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.

It is sexy in here or is it just me?

If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt

Garrett must have sensed I was awake. "Hey Detective," he said to Uncle Bob, who was now trudging across the grating toward us. "I think we're losing her. I have no choice but to perform mouth-to-mouth." "Don't you dare," I said, my lids still in lockdown.

Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice.