I was never really certain why he scared the bejesus out of me. Nothing scared me growing up. Iโve been playing with dead people since the day I was born, so itโs good thing, yet the Big Bad scared me. Which brings me to the reason I called.โ โWhich was to give me nightmares for the rest of my life?โ โOh, no, thatโs just a plus. Why was I so scared of him?โ โHon, for one thing he was this powerful, massive, black smokelike being.โ โSo, youโre saying Iโm a racist?
Darynda JonesMy fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.โ I pointed to my right breast. โThis is Danger.โ Then my left. โAnd this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly.โ After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, โYou named your breasts?โ I turned my back to him with a shrug. โI named my ovaries, too, but they donโt get out as much.
Darynda JonesWe could make this work, you know." "I will knee you in the groin." "I could give you a night you will never forget." "Because you will be writhing in agony all night and I will laugh unmercifully. It will be unforgettable.
Darynda Jones