Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt

Ambulances were cool. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT as I picked up a silver gadget that looked disturbingly like an alien orifice probe, broke it, then promptly put it back, hoping it wouldn’t leave someone’s life hanging in the balance because the EMT couldn’t alien-probe his orifices.

I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.

It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in testicles.

There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt