After a long, labored sigh, I said, โShe was really happy when I got there. Iโm pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.โ โYou do have that effect on people.
Darynda JonesShe reached up and curled her fingers into mine. โHe should take you to dinner.โ To say that the mere thought horrified me would have been a grievous understatement. I threw up a little in my mouth then swallowed hard. I told Taft when I recovered, โJust please, for the love of God, find a girl good enough to take home to your mother. And do it soon.โ โAnd stop dating skanks.
Darynda JonesSince I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.
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