You totally need to watch the news." "Can't." "Why?" "It's too depressing." "Right, because hanging with dead people isn't.

Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.

Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker

He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.

You’re the reason I breathe

Hello?" I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.

I suck at all this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken. Oh, good. I hate it when the nice ones get fried.