Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt
Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.
I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT
Youโre the reason I breathe
guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket? ~Bumper sticker~