Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit." "Well, you are pretty fruity.

Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.

Cookie had taken her daughter amber to school then walked the thirty-something feet to work earlier. Our business was on the second floor of Calamity's, my dad's bar, which sat right in front of our apartment building. The short commute was nice and rarely invloved rabid raccoons.

Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way. "It's three thirty in the morning." "Okay. Want coffee?

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt

You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.