The funny thing about GPS was it didnโt always send you in the right direction. I knew that if I took a right and took Twelfth instead, Iโd get there faster, so I turned right. Ozzy did not approve. โWut the foock?
Darynda JonesI'd never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to point out all my flaws in thirty second flat. And just for the record, I can too read without moving my lips.
Darynda JonesMy real mom died when I was bornโhemorrhaged to death while giving birth to me, which has never been one of my favorite memoriesโand Dad married Denise before Iโd turned a year. Without even asking my opinion on the matter. Denise and I never really clicked.
Darynda Jones