Where you just possessed?" Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. "'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.
Darynda JonesThere was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley
Darynda JonesShe still wasn't convinced. "So, if you were a guy, would you be into me?" "Hon, if I were a guy, I'd be gay." "Yeah, me, too.
Darynda JonesI know how you feel. Iโve been analyzed to death as well. Not, like, professionally, though I did date a psych major who said I had attention issues. Or at least thatโs what I think he said. I wasnโt really paying attention. Anyway, where was I?
Darynda JonesWhile I was busy reminiscing about my first day on earth, I had forgotten that I was falling to my death. Damned ADD.
Darynda JonesThere is a fine line between love and hate, or haven't you heard? Sometimes it's hard to decipher exactly which emotion is strongest." I raised my chin. "I don't love you either." He lowered his head and watched me from underneath his dark lashes. "Are you certain? Because the emotion pouring out of you every time I'm near you is certainly not disinterest." "That doesn't mean it's love." "It could be, I promise you. Take off that sweater and give me ten minutes, and you'll believe beyond a shadow of a doubt you're in love.
Darynda Jones