Cook, at that moment in time, I would have sold my body for a mocha latte

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt

God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.

You’re the reason I breathe

You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.

I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.