Cook, at that moment in time, I would have sold my body for a mocha latte

His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.

Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?” “He needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if you’re interested

Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.

When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt

I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.