I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
Darynda JonesShe reached up and curled her fingers into mine. โHe should take you to dinner.โ To say that the mere thought horrified me would have been a grievous understatement. I threw up a little in my mouth then swallowed hard. I told Taft when I recovered, โJust please, for the love of God, find a girl good enough to take home to your mother. And do it soon.โ โAnd stop dating skanks.
Darynda Jones.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack." Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet
Darynda Jonesafter an epic search, I finally found something neither green nor fuzzy. It was a hot sausage link. I named it Peter, mostly because it seemed like the right thing to do. As soon as my java was piping hot I popped him into the microwave. hopefully the radioactive environment would sterilize Peter. No need to have little Peters running around, wreaking havoc.
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