Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.

If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.

Jesus may love you, but i'm his favourite

Having Reyes so near is painful. I think it has apoplexy." "Do you even know what that means?" "No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives

My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had ADD, too. It would explain a lot.

Where have you been?" I stepped into my apartment and met Uncle Bob's glare with one of my own. "Out trying to pass myself off as a movie producer to get hot guys to sleep with me. Where have you been?

How would you like your eggs?" I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?