Looks like macho boy's cool just melted like a Slush Puppie in August.

What in the name of Zeus's testicles?

Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.' - Charley & Cookie

Where have you been?" I stepped into my apartment and met Uncle Bob's glare with one of my own. "Out trying to pass myself off as a movie producer to get hot guys to sleep with me. Where have you been?

He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.

I did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I'm good at multitasking like that.

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.