We really should get some X-rays,โ the EMT said. โYou just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,โ I said to the EMT.
Darynda JonesI shouldโve known the day was going to turn out bad when it started with my father trying to kill me
Darynda JonesHis gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.
Darynda JonesBefore I tell you, I have to know three things," I said. "Okay." "One, are you sitting down?" "Yes." "Two, are you mentally stable?" "More than you'll ever be." Well, that was uncalled for. "And three, how do you spell schizophrenia?" "What does that have to do with anything?" "Nothing. I just wanted to see if you'd tell me.
Darynda JonesReyes, what happened?โ Heโd been busy nibbling his way to my collarbone, his hot mouth evoking seismic activity at each point of contact. I really hated to interrupt, but โฆ โReyes, are you listening to me?โ He raised his head, a sensual grin playing at the corners of his mouth, and said, โIโm listening.โ โTo what? The sound of blood rushing to your nether regions?โ โNo,โ he said with a husky chuckle that made me tingle everywhere. โTo your heartbeat.
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