I was never really certain why he scared the bejesus out of me. Nothing scared me growing up. Iโve been playing with dead people since the day I was born, so itโs good thing, yet the Big Bad scared me. Which brings me to the reason I called.โ โWhich was to give me nightmares for the rest of my life?โ โOh, no, thatโs just a plus. Why was I so scared of him?โ โHon, for one thing he was this powerful, massive, black smokelike being.โ โSo, youโre saying Iโm a racist?
Darynda JonesI brought out the most powerful tool I had in my arsenal. "If you resist," I said into Reyes's ear, "I'll be forced to Taser you." He looked at what I had in my hand. "That's a phone." "I have an app. You'll probably experience nerve damage. Slight memory loss.
Darynda JonesMy calculations - allowing for a 12 percent margin of error, based on the radius of the corresponding confidence interval and the surgeon general's warning - concluded that they probably didn't stay behind for the tacos.
Darynda JonesI lowered the gun but didnโt holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.
Darynda JonesCan you find out how owns C and R industries? They bought the old abandoned mental asylum downtown." "That old thing? What are they going to do with it?" "I don't know. I was hoping their overcompensating sign would say, but it just says 'private property' and shouts lots of threats in capital letters, all of which I plan to completely ignore later.
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