You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards.

You got to look on the bright side, even if there ain't one.

Who shot him? I asked. The grey man scratched the back of his neck and said: Somebody with a gun.

I haven't laughed so much over anything since the hogs ate my kid brother.

Nick: "Don't you think maybe a drink would help you to sleep?" Nora: "No, thanks." Nick: "Maybe it would if I took one.

Three times I have been mistaken for a prohibition agent, but never had any trouble clearing myself.

Most things in San Francisco can be bought or taken.