To get what he wanted, a man had to give other people what they wanted.

Listen, Dundy, it's been a long time since I burst into tears because a policeman didn't like me.

The truth is you don't like the theater except the times when you're in a room by yourself putting the play on paper.

He looked rather pleasantly, like a blonde satan.

You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards.

I once knew a man who stole a Ferris Wheel.

Talking is something you can't do judiciously unless you keep in practice.