The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter.
I once knew a man who stole a Ferris Wheel.
I like women. I really like women.
We didn't exactly believe your story.' Then --?' 'We believed your two hundred dollars.' 'You mean --' She seemed not to know what he meant. 'I mean that you paid us more than if you'd been telling the truth,' he explained blandly, 'and enough more to make it all right.
I haven't laughed so much over anything since the hogs ate my kid brother.
It's awfully easy to be in love in jail