I distrust a man that says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink to much it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.

To get what he wanted, a man had to give other people what they wanted.

I once knew a man who stole a Ferris Wheel.

The outcome of successful planning always looks like luck to saps.

The boy spoke two words, the first a short guttural verb, the second “you.

The truth is you don't like the theater except the times when you're in a room by yourself putting the play on paper.

The problem with putting two and two together is that sometimes you get four, and sometimes you get twenty-two.