I distrust a man that says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink to much it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.

The people who lie the most are nearly always the clumsiest at it, and they're easier to fool with lies than most people, too. You'd think they'd be on the look-out for lies, but they seem to be the very ones that will believe almost anything at all.

Nora said: 'I love you, Nicky, because you smell nice and know such fascinating people.

You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards.

I found I was repeating myself. It is the beginning of the end when you discover you have style.

Strictly speaking, there are no real substitutes for sexual satisfaction

If you have a story that seems worth telling, and you think you can tell it worthily, then the thing for you to do is to tell it, regardless of whether it has to do with sex, sailors or mounted policemen.