I deserve all the love you can spare me. And I want a lot more than I deserve.
My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery.
A lot of fancier yarns come from people trying to tell the truth. Itโs not easy once youโre out of the habit.
Nora: "How do you feel?" Nick: "Terrible. I must've gone to bed sober.
Feed the lettuce to the bunny and eat the bunny.
I once knew a man who stole a Ferris Wheel.