It's sometimes better to pretend I don't hear the sound of somebody in the nearby woods with a shotgun.

You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards.

I found I was repeating myself. It is the beginning of the end when you discover you have style.

Our lawyers had their chat with the Supreme Court Justice, and promised to repast the chat to other members of the Supreme Court to find out whether they wanted to hear us out.

If you have a story that seems worth telling, and you think you can tell it worthily, then the thing for you to do is to tell it, regardless of whether it has to do with sex, sailors or mounted policemen.

The face she made at me was probably meant for a smile. Whatever it was, it beat me. I was afraid she'd do it again, so I surrendered

The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter.