Strictly speaking, there are no real substitutes for sexual satisfaction

The people who lie the most are nearly always the clumsiest at it, and they're easier to fool with lies than most people, too. You'd think they'd be on the look-out for lies, but they seem to be the very ones that will believe almost anything at all.

He looked rather pleasantly, like a blonde satan.

She grinned at me. 'You got types?' 'Only you darling - lanky brunettes with wicked jaws.

I like women. I really like women.

The truth is you don't like the theater except the times when you're in a room by yourself putting the play on paper.

Who shot him? I asked. The grey man scratched the back of his neck and said: Somebody with a gun.