Strictly speaking, there are no real substitutes for sexual satisfaction

I found I was repeating myself. It is the beginning of the end when you discover you have style.

Talking is something you can't do judiciously unless you keep in practice.

You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards.

The people who lie the most are nearly always the clumsiest at it, and they're easier to fool with lies than most people, too. You'd think they'd be on the look-out for lies, but they seem to be the very ones that will believe almost anything at all.

A lot of fancier yarns come from people trying to tell the truth. It’s not easy once you’re out of the habit.

I once knew a man who stole a Ferris Wheel.