Nick: "Don't you think maybe a drink would help you to sleep?" Nora: "No, thanks." Nick: "Maybe it would if I took one.

The problem with putting two and two together is that sometimes you get four, and sometimes you get twenty-two.

Three times I have been mistaken for a prohibition agent, but never had any trouble clearing myself.

You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards.

Listen, Dundy, it's been a long time since I burst into tears because a policeman didn't like me.

Who shot him? I asked. The grey man scratched the back of his neck and said: Somebody with a gun.

I distrust a man that says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink to much it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.