The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless. So, for guidance, you want to look to big business. Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. . . .
Dave BarryI believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
Dave BarryNewspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
Dave BarryWhat was life like in the colonies? Probably the best word to describe it would be "colonial".
Dave Barry