First, a few words about this title. It isn't easy, coming up with book titles. A lot of the really good ones are taken. Thin Thighs in 30 Days, for example. Also The Bible.

During the warm season (August 8 and 9), Maine is a true vacation paradise, offering visitors a chance to jump into crystal-clear mountain lakes and see if they can get back out again before their bodily tissue is frozen as solid as a supermarket turkey.

I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause.

If you want to give a man something practical, consider tires. More than once, I would have gladly traded all the gifts I got for a new set of tires.

Your friends love you anyway.

I read the whole Jack Reacher series by Lee Child. They don't take long.

If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.