First, a few words about this title. It isn't easy, coming up with book titles. A lot of the really good ones are taken. Thin Thighs in 30 Days, for example. Also The Bible.

Basically Ken is a very gentle, home-loving person. I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.

Are we ever going to have a federal tax system that regular people can understand?

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.