Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.
Dave BarryAARP is a large and powerful organization, similar to the Mafia but more concerned about dietary fiber.
Dave BarryI also saw a huge expansion of the Internet, with many major corporations, afraid of being left behind, spending hundreds of millions of dollars to develop World Wide Web sites in a frantic scramble to reach the vast new consumer market of Web use
Dave BarryHe's a boating enthusiast, although that phrase seems too weak to describe the level of his interest, kind of like describing someone as a heroin fancier.
Dave Barry