Spiders so large they appear to be wearing the pelts of small mammals.

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.

I want to gag sometimes when I see who "we" are recommending that people vote for, and not just as a libertarian.

I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.

Although it was constructed in 1536, the New York subway system boasts an annual maintenance budget of nearly $8, currently stolen, and it does a remarkable job of getting New Yorkers from Point A to an indeterminate location somewhere in the tunnel leading to point B.

There are no bad haircuts in cyberspace.

Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.