In those days, most people read newspapers, whereas today, most people do not. What caused this change? One big factor, of course, is that people are a lot stupider than they used to be, although we here in the newspaper industry would never say so in print.
Dave BarryAARP is a large and powerful organization, similar to the Mafia but more concerned about dietary fiber.
Dave BarryI really try to think cinematically, because that's how people read. They create a theater in their minds.
Dave BarryThe taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.
Dave Barry