In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English dictionary, turns out to mean: Eel with big abcess.
Dave BarryI was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that, like most books, it had too many words.
Dave BarryIf the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life.
Dave BarryI never had the vaguest idea whether any of it had anything to do with me, especially being a sixth grader. When I got older and traveled, I'd read about the history of where I was going. I'd be like, "Oh, history is kind of interesting."
Dave Barry