In Los Angeles, the jury in the Reginald Denny Beating trial, after much thinking, concludes, that Person A is not necessarily trying to kill Person B just because Person A happens to very deliberately bash Person B's skull in with a brick. The verdict is applauded by scientists at the Tobacco Institute.

RAM: This gives guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest memory. That's important, because the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages.

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.

A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.

You might have mentioned this to me Molly,” said Leonard. “The fact that there are hostile natives on the island.” “I forgot,” said Molly. “You forgot?” said Leonard. “There’s been a lot happening,” said Molly.

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.