I, alone, could never have produced this book. I say this mainly in case there are lawsuits.

Disney Resort and World and Compound, a place where your dreams really do come true, if you dream about having people wearing enormous cartoon-animal heads come around to your restaurant table and act whimsical and refuse to go away until you laugh with delight.

For 41 years I have gone with a very natural hair "look" that was originally popularized by coconuts.

Florida's number three industry, behind tourism and skin cancer, is voter fraud.

I do not mean to be the slightest bit critical of TV newspeople, who do a superb job, considering that they operate under severe time constraints and have the intellectual depth of hamsters. But TV news can only present the "bare bones" of a story; it takes a newspaper, with its capability to present vast amounts of information, to render the story truly boring.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

Always remember that if editors were so damned smart, they would know how to dress.