I, alone, could never have produced this book. I say this mainly in case there are lawsuits.

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

He felt a momentary pang of regret that he had not spent more time with his beloved wife. But it passed when he remembered that the reason he’d gone to sea in the first place was that he had never really liked his beloved wife.

...Hell, which as every frequent traveler knows, is in Concourse D of O'Hare Airport.

I hope I don't sound like an old-fashioned stick-in-the-mud, but when I hear about people making vast fortunes without doing any productive work or contributing anything to society, my reaction is: “How can I get in on that?

Florida's number three industry, behind tourism and skin cancer, is voter fraud.

We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.