Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers.

People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.'

There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them.

A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas today, because of equipment problems at O'Hare, you can't get there at all.

Never trust anything you read in a travel article. Travel articles appear in publications that sell large, expensive advertisements to tourism-related industries, and these industries do not wish to see articles with headlines like: URUGUAY: DON'T BOTHER.

I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.