Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers.

I've never been struck by lightning as far as I know, so the Higher Power is treating me as well as even those people who love him very much.

He was distracted by a giggle, and turned to see a rare sight: a girl.

After the war, Prohibition was passed, and with liquor no longer legally available the nation plunged headlong into the Great Depression.

If the people in Europe are SOOOOOO smart, how come so many of them can't seem to locate the deodorant, huh?

Epcot Center also features pavilions built by various foreign nations, where you can experience an extremely realistic simulation of what life in these nations would be like if they consisted almost entirely of restaurants and souvenir stores.

I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes.