I've never actually given birth to a child, but I suspect that going to a Justin Bieber concert with a child is close.
Dave BarryJapan has a low crime rate, unless you count the fact that approximately every fifteen minutes the entire Cabinet gets indicted for taking bribes.
Dave BarryFamous designers think nothing of putting their names on your clothing, but would have the servants set the dogs on you if you ever tried to put your name on their clothing.
Dave Barry