I read "Remembrance of Things Past" in the original French. I never start the day without reading me some [Marcel] Proust.

Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spiderwebs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.

See, when the government spends money, it creates jobs; whereas when the money is left in the hands of taxpayers, God only knows what they do with it. Bake it into pies, probably. Anything to avoid creating jobs.

It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.

The term SAT is a set of initials, or autonym, standing for Scholastic Attitude Treaty Organization.

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

Stache’s attack was perfectly timed, thanks to his veteran-pirate grasp tactics—and a big piece if luck.