Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dave BarryThe old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.
Dave BarryI've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower body garments I own that still fit me comfortably are towels.
Dave Barry