The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

What's happened to marriage? The wedding-industrial complex. Brides get swept up in this world of obsession - it has to be your perfect day.

You know how on the evening news they always tell you that the stock market is up in active trading, or off in moderate trading, or trading in mixed activity, or whatever. Well, who gives a

There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them.

I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.

I'm one of those people who tells my wife, "No coaching from the sidelines."

I, alone, could never have produced this book. I say this mainly in case there are lawsuits.