The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning.

Each year, millions of skiers come to Colorado to experience its superb emergency medical facilities.

If, when you talk to people, they keep backing away from you, it's because you're TOO CLOSE, alright? SO DON'T KEEP ADVANCING ON THEM LIKE A HUMAN GLACIER.

The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.

There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.